{"id":559,"date":"2014-12-24T06:20:47","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T13:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happyhomeschooling.com\/?page_id=559"},"modified":"2015-07-07T10:16:12","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T16:16:12","slug":"tricky-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyhomeschooling.com\/site\/tricky-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Quirky English"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_4214\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4214\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4214 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/happyhomeschooling.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/3kids_goldmine.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3kids_goldmine\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/happyhomeschooling.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/3kids_goldmine.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/happyhomeschooling.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/3kids_goldmine.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4214\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Emily, Louisa and Ammon at the Old Hundred Gold Mine in Silverton, Colorado<\/p><\/div>\n<p><em>No wonder English is so difficult to learn!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We must polish the Polish furniture.<\/p>\n<p>He could lead if he would get the lead out.<\/p>\n<p>The farm used to produce produce.<\/p>\n<p>The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.<\/p>\n<p>The soldier decided to desert in the desert.<\/p>\n<p>This was a good time to present the present.<\/p>\n<p>(And this last could mean \u201cgift\u201d or \u201cera of time \u201c)<\/p>\n<p>A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.<\/p>\n<p>When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.<\/p>\n<p>I did not object to the object.<\/p>\n<p>The insurance was invalid for the invalid.<\/p>\n<p>The bandage was wound around the wound.<\/p>\n<p>There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.<\/p>\n<p>They were too close to the door to close it.<\/p>\n<p>The buck does funny things when the does are present.<\/p>\n<p>They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.<\/p>\n<p>To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.<\/p>\n<p>The wind was too strong to wind the sail.<\/p>\n<p>After a number of injections, my jaw got number.<\/p>\n<p>Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.<\/p>\n<p>I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.<\/p>\n<p>How can I intimate this to my most intimate friends?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>. . . and we wonder why our children can\u2019t spell!<\/em><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0 !important; background: transparent;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/signatures.mylivesignature.com\/54490\/257\/E095ED040C4EDD3E333135FD5DD62823.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>May I recommend:<\/b><\/p>\n<table width=\"600\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.happyhomeschooling.com\/pronunciation-poem\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/happyhomeschooling.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Photoxpress_485144.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"homeschooling-dictionary\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\nPronunciation Poem<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.happyhomeschooling.com\/spelling-those-tricky-words\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/happyhomeschooling.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/spelling.jpg?resize=144%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"spelling\" width=\"144\" height=\"144\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\nSpelling Those Tricky Words<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovetolearn.net\/Teach-Any-Child-To-Spell-Complete-Set\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/happyhomeschooling.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/1788.jpg?resize=110%2C144&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1788\" width=\"110\" height=\"144\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\nTeach Any Child to Spell<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No wonder English is so difficult to learn! &nbsp; We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The farm used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. The soldier decided to desert in the desert. 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